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Regrettably yours, Colin Duerr.
The First Grade G →

I’m making my first feature film here in Detroit called The First Grade G.

Shooting begins in a week!  Please go and “LIKE” the page - we’ll supply updates and slowly reveal the God’s wrath details.

<3

— 1 month ago
strangeandbeautifulthings asked: Not often that I dig a photographer these days. Came across you by way of Jenni. I like it. I wish you success, however you might define it.


Answer:

Thanks a lot, man.  That’s really sweet of you.

— 1 month ago
Coming Soon!

Coming Soon!

— 2 months ago
If Lady Lips Could Combine Rythm And Rhyme

Model: JL Cappella
(Digital) Photo: Colin Duerr
Detroit, USA

If Lady Lips Could Combine Rythm And Rhyme

Model: JL Cappella
(Digital) Photo: Colin Duerr
Detroit, USA

— 2 months ago with 6 notes
A Siren

JL Cappella

By Colin Duerr

A Siren

JL Cappella

By Colin Duerr

— 2 months ago with 4 notes
BEEEEEHOLD!

Passalacqua - Sirens

Conceived, Directed + Edited by Colin Duerr
From the album Zebehazy Summer, available at tomandbootsy.com

Starring: Jenni Cappella, Dana Fornaresio, Edith Monroe, Hilary Santiago, Lianna Trimble, Breanna McFadden, Mohini, Jennifer Olson, Margaret Doll Rod, Passalacqua

Makeup: Kathryn McCoy, Kristi Byrnes, Dana Fornaresio, Colin Duerr

Costume + Sets: Colin Duerr
SFX: Colin Duerr

Fire FX: Teresa “DSnake” Larson

Snakes provided by: Michael Brophy. Reptile, INC.

Crew: Mikel McKlellan, John Panich, Passalacqua

Special Thanks: Roman Stone, DET, Franco Notar Berardino, Motion Picture Institute, Kurt Mayry, Kristi Burgett, Andrea + Jason Jacklyn, Sarah Swillum, Jeff Milo, Rachel May

— 6 months ago with 3 notes

Passalacqua - “Sirens”

Halloween.

TOMANDBOOTSY.COM

COLINDUERR.COM

— 6 months ago with 2 notes
&#8220;Sirents&#8221; Panich Poetography 2018

Detroit, MI USA

“Sirents” Panich Poetography 2018

Detroit, MI USA

— 9 months ago with 2 notes
Passalacqua - &#8220;Sirens&#8221; Coming Soon. (Taken with Instagram)

Passalacqua - “Sirens” Coming Soon. (Taken with Instagram)

— 9 months ago
Passalacqua - Sirens 

First official image from the music video.

Directing a music video for Passalacqua.  Expect utter terror to bring joy and utter joy to bring terror.

Much more to come.

Passalacqua - Sirens

First official image from the music video.

Directing a music video for Passalacqua. Expect utter terror to bring joy and utter joy to bring terror.

Much more to come.

— 10 months ago

The Ded Dave Show - “X-Mas”

Maybe my favorite episode we did.

— 10 months ago with 1 note

Andrew Ahrendt feat. Monica Lauer - Bukkake Button

Song by Andrew Ahrendt

Video by Colin Duerr

This thing started in my head as a big, graphicky, green screeny, jerk off.  I felt I needed to start shooting things you could actually see unfold instead of using cuts and colors and madness to make it entertaining.  

Months passed and I banged my head on it until I finally decided to try doing long, continuous takes of these people overtaken by a sudden, painful bout of nymphomania.  However that can be defined.

I asked my friend “Annisa” to play the lead as the unsuspecting victim of a bloody, black cock explosion - administered against his will by my friend $o-Low - playing against his thugged out, rapper type.  I had no script or story for it, which is a bad habit Ive been suffering with because I feel that while doing this kind of work the fresh ideas are the ones that keep you swimming through the bullshit.  It worked for this, I think.  Some actors came and went, certain people did not want to take part in something so weird.  Luckily, my brother Taylor was gung ho about playing an off-shift nurse carting through Meijer who’d eventually have to give his own cock a tracheotomy.  John Davies, of Superbitch Magazine fame, came on board as the innocent lumberman turned werewolf horndog running rampant through the hard Detroit hood.

My good friend, the world famous exotic entertainer, Kat the Midget came and saved the day as some sort of demonic, small, zombo Marylin Monroe THING walking the streets with a pitch fork.  All of these people make this thing what it is.  I told them to act horny, and they did.  I told them to act like they were cumming and in pain, and they did.  

People will wonder about the cross promotion I have going on with “Feijer”.  I’m a loyal customer, but for this I had to literally walk in on crutches as part of a phony possum play in order to get access to the smooth, electrical carts which real handicapped people use to shop for cereal and stuff.  The cart ended up being a piece of shit - so we raced and incognito’d our way around the store(s) until we either got kicked out or got the shot.  You dont need a big budget to make this shit happen, you just need to be a good liar and schemer.

Props also go to Andrea Kaminski for infiltrating “Feijer” with me and squirting vagina blood out from between her legs.  Mikel McClellan, Chris Sheldon, Nicolai, Jonas, JP From the HP - all of you guys were instrumental in making this happen and I would explode my privates on you any time you ever please.

<3 Colin

— 1 year ago with 1 note
‎&#8221;The Lying Col(L)ins at Honest Johns&#8221; by Andrea Kaminski
OCT. 2011
*Collin Ozment is god.

‎”The Lying Col(L)ins at Honest Johns” by Andrea Kaminski

OCT. 2011

*Collin Ozment is god.

— 1 year ago